when you accidentally bump into the president
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here.
Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex
Still the best Spider-Man villain one-liner
i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”
why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now
i wish people had crushes on me