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Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr. Krabs is in there!


You have one year. Good luck


You have one year. Good luck


why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????


lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”


scrolling through ur old facebook statuses like


I plan to hook up with a boy who if I hooked up with him and people found out, everyone would hate me and I’d be known as a huge slut and everyone would lose all respect for me.
So we were joking around about him giving me a hickey when we do the do and he was like “People would ask questions”
So we’re literally coming up with a name in case people ask me who I hooked up with.
My life.


"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

God I take the best boob pictures tbh